Snippet of conversation on the bus journey home from work:
Man: "Ma ma says how about daein wan o' theam nativity weddins?"
Woman (not his wife to be from what I can gather) : "Wit dae ye mean?"
Man: "Like ge'in maerriet in a swumming pool or summit"
For those of you who don't know the accent, tune into River City sometime...
I giggled for the rest of the bus journey.